Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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