im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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