I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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