ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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