elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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