A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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