Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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