maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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