Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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