are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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