She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You were trust falling into bushes
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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