Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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