That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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