My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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