On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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