Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Come on in and take your pants off
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