Are we in a gay sports bar?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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