Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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