I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
