His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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