i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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