You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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