love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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