Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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