we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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