I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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