Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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