nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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