If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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