Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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