i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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