I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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