She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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