And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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