it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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