if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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