Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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