Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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