when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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