Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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