I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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