It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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