Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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