Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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