She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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