Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
