I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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