Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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