is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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