Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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