1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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