In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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