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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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