Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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